Bios

ralph: Spruce, a native of Canada recently relocated to Austin Texas, is a Principal at E-Learning LLC. His responsibilities include gentle yelling, backstabbing, and occasionally medicing, I mean, if no one else will. He is an accomplished sculptor and illustrator with an interest in graphic design and furries. In his spare time he enjoys cleaning phone booths and going to bullfights on acid.
cheesoning: Wow, I'd hire that guy.
Niteowl: he needs to get another copywriter though
spruce: Hahaha. Thanks ralph.
cheesoning: I mean I'd hire that guy to drive me home from a bull fight.
spruce: Gonna send that to my wife, make sure you didn't miss anything.
ralph: ralph is a bitter, aging, insane old man with an unhealthy relationship with melted cheese. He may be growing breasts. His girlfriend likes black guys. He has a dog.
ralph: just to pre-empt niteowl.
itchy: impossible
itchy: in 3, 2, ...
ralph: ha
Niteowl: damnit
cheesoning: you left out lawyer hipster if it's gonna be Niteowl copy
ralph: yeah, and the pencil thin moustache and glowing pants.
Niteowl: ralph is the suavest, most coherent taxi driver of Egyptian descent in the greater Brooklyn area. In his spare time he crafts painstaking macrame dioramas of the last battle scene of Space : Above And Beyond. While dabbling in cross-dressing and ethnic cockfighting (without the roosters), he developed an unhealthy obsession with Ubdga, a fecal eating wine drinking one armed orangutan known for deflowering virgins off the coast of Fiji
Cyrano: Niteowl, a Canadian by birth still maintains a mailing address there, but he can mostly be found operating his Tin foil concession stand in the New Mexico desert. His hobbies include canning and pornography involving limes.