cheesoning: haha - from the woot-off: "Now look what tasks the once-mighty laser’s been reduced to: Zapping hirsute women’s mustaches off, entertaining domestic cats, and parking cars."
cheesoning: it's for a parking laser
spruce: parking... laser?
JDHarper: It blows up cars that are in the spot you want
cheesoning: it's for in your garage
cheesoning: I like your version better, JD
spruce: the people of the past would be disgusted to see what banality we've wrought with something as theoretically cool as lasers.
itchy: laser, the new curb feeler
cheesoning: yes
cheesoning: in reverse
spruce: Like using jetpacks to change lightbulbs
cheesoning: I think it beeps when you're in all the way
itchy: like my wife
cheesoning: spruce - if only
spruce: or Wookiees as absorbing chamois
cheesoning: itch, I hung a tennis ball from the ceiling that hits her windshield when she's far enough in
cheesoning: or you could get a laser.
itchy: that was a sexual innuendo
Niteowl: 'windshield'? 'far enough in'? Ok, I think we've heard enough, Mr. Oversharing
No comments:
Post a Comment