gordonfrohman: this is beyond battlefield earth
gordonfrohman: The Room is Something Else
spruce: yeah, The Room is its own thing
spruce: its own magical universe
niteowl: my anger would consume a thousand suns if a movie existed that was worst than BE
niteowl: Harrier Jet, flown by a caveman,
niteowl: that's something that even metamonk should understand
niteowl: one of the most complex jets EVAR,by a caveman
niteowl: at least give them a spitfire or a biplane
niteowl: UUUUUUUUUNGH
niteowl: ANGER RISING!
***niteowl creasees, quite severely, his copy of Utne Reader
niteowl: AAAAAAARGHGHGH BATTLEFIELD EAAARRTHH!!!!!!
***niteowl adds 3, not 2 lumps of sugar to his chamomile
niteowl: SUNOVA MOOOOTHEEERRR
***niteowl drinks his diet pepsi STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN. before recycling it.
niteowl: fey niteowl angry is not as good as tiny hulk
Cyrano: Battlefield Earth is an underrated masterpiece.
Cyrano: A true gem in the film pantheon.
Cyrano: the Citizen Kane of science fiction.
niteowl: i'm going to rape your pancreas with a rusty golem sword the eat your tonsils with a rusty paring knife while injecting starved maggots into your eye-holes.
niteowl: damn, used rusty twice
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