itchy: it was christmas time many years ago, and the mall was packed ... i was about to leave, but had to hit the bathroom first, so i quickly ducked into a burger king right by the exit and followed a boy with a hat on into the bathroom ... so i go straight into a stall and start peeing when I hear a woman yell "SIR ... SIR, THIS IS THE LADIES ROOM" ... i go, oh shit, zip up and head out ... the woman has the door propped open and has this horrified look on her face ... i wait outside to apologize, but she's having none of it, she has her mind made up that i'm a perv ... she heads straight to her table where her husband and two boys are and starts saying something and pointing at me as i CRUISE the hell out of there
itchy: turns out, she was the boy i followed in there
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