betaray: well. yeah, in commie land they just paaaay for people to come out and tell you how to not neglect your baby
betaray: here in god-blessed 'merica you have you pay for that service you lazy bum!
niteowl: do not be angry at me comrade!
betaray: free-loadin' babies, can't have that
betaray: then all the babies will just lie around all day sucking on bottles
niteowl: BOTTLES!!
niteowl: saying bottles in left of left BC is likely to get you stoned then killed then stoned again
niteowl: 'will you be breast feeding your baby' is largely a formality
betaray: yes, from the LactaTron 2000 corporately designed lactation/entertainment center
betaray: don't give me that hippy dirt bull-larky
niteowl: if any mother says 'no', there'd be a sharp intake of breath, and , off in the distance, the keening of a lactation consult, and the shushed admonishments of nurses for 3 floors
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