Warmer

cheesoning: [14:52] ralph: Is there such a thing as an egg poaching device?
Niteowl: that's just crazy talk
stresstwig: yeah
stresstwig: niteowly has a perfectly good bun warmer WINK WINK
cheesoning: that's a sausage warmer
cheesoning: (apologies)
Niteowl: nothing wrong with warm sausage
Cyrano: there is when it tastes like your colon.
Katya: i think i found the problem
stresstwig: were there several saltine crackers lodged in it katya?
cheesoning: did they accidentally leave 3 $100 bills in there?