What Does One Have To Do With the Other? Never Want To Know.

cheesoning: "Spruce: I'll go ahead and dye his eyes.
Vet: THAT'S WHAT GOT HIM INTO THIS PREDICAMENT."
cheesoning: truth is, I'm having trouble making it funny, the cat rape.
ralph: dog just ate raw deer and licked his ass. I said "dessert"? and he looked at me reproachfully