There's A Wax For That, Ma'am.

Niteowl: cheesoning: so jealous that you can joke with yer dad
cheesoning: you can joke with my dad, too.
Niteowl: AWESOME
Niteowl: man, i've been needing a surrogate fatherfigure for, oh, 33 years now
cheesoning: sadly, he types about 4 wpm.
Niteowl: :(
Niteowl: LETTERS IT IS
***Cyrano hangs out his "Surrogate Father" shingle
ralph: the other side of the shingle says "moustache rides"
Cyrano: that side is for the moms.
ralph: well, yeah
bigjimslade: one would hope