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rugged: My insane pro- polo playing uncle, "the most interesting man in the world"
rugged: had the idea to lead desert treks on horseback
rugged: some company would supply horses, gear, and tourists
rugged: he'd bring his montalban-esque open-shirt whiskey and cigaretteness
Cyrano: please tell me he owned a bullwhip.
rugged: I told him: your idea of a survival situation is not having room service
cheesoning: how else would he put out the cigarettes?
rugged: you send back scotch if it has too many ice cubes (he's foreign)
rugged: warming to my topic, I shouted WOULD YOU DRINK BURRO BLOOD?
rugged: WOULDJA?
rugged: people like that piss me off.
cheesoning: like your uncle?
rugged: he is this guy
rugged: "the most interesting man in the world"
rugged: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps
cheesoning: I like those commercials
Cyrano: has someone done the obvious "most boring man in the world" parody yet?
rugged: I do too, but all the guys like this--it's an act. They're like the guys who pretend to be war heroes. They're playing a character.
rugged: in a crisis they fold.
rugged: Give me geeks for company.
rugged: oh hey guys