Mascots!

betaray: I said we should have just renamed the school mascot to the fighin' whities
betaray: but I held no sway
bigjimslade: there was a big petition a few years ago to get Umass to change its mascot from Minutemen to something less gender-discriminatory
ralph: hour men?
bigjimslade: even in Massachusetts that was met with peals of derisive laughter
jdharper: Minutefolk
ralph: cause chicks can;t tell time
betaray: non-discriminatory time unit persons
bigjimslade: nah, I think they wanted something like an animal or maybe a particularly competitive plant
bigjimslade: The Fightin' Rhodedendrons
Niteowl: yeah, keep it to the Europeans, no one is gonna complain
spruce: The Fightin' Quakers!
betaray: hell yeah
Niteowl: The Aloof And While Socially Responsible Really Rather Aloof Swedes
Niteowl: damn, aloof twice
Niteowl: The Doubtin' Anglicans
spruce: The Uncaffeinated Mormons
betaray: The Molestin' Catholics
ralph: The self-serious black muslims
Niteowl: The Carb-Loading Carcinogenic Egyptians
betaray: The Snakin' Pentecostals
bigjimslade: The Surrender Monkeys
ralph: The attention whores
betaray: The Exposin' Camwhores
betaray: we need some 21st names
betaray: The Jerkin' Furries
spruce: The Lycos Hotbots
spruce: wait, no...
ralph: The Abandoned Friendsters
bigjimslade: The Facebookin' Cougars
betaray: The Mascotr's 2.0
spruce: The Talentless Mashuppers
betaray: The Whinin' Youtubers
betaray: they could have kinda a potato like mascot
spruce: The Lollin' Rofflers
spruce: The Mincing Dandies
betaray: The :/n' :per's
betaray: though that just looks like some vim commands