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stresstwig splinter cell: so
stresstwig splinter cell: i was, uh, chopping down a tree
stresstwig splinter cell: but i totally got SPLINTER
[OldF] Niteowl: oh no!
stresstwig splinter cell: and i went to the grocery store
[OldF] Niteowl: those are just CELLS, you know
stresstwig splinter cell: to get some tweezers
stresstwig splinter cell: but while i was there i was like
stresstwig splinter cell: i also need a CELL battery
stresstwig splinter cell: and then when i went to go check out
stresstwig splinter cell: the cashiers name was CHAOS THEORY VERSUS
[OldF] Niteowl: hahahAHAHA
[OldF] Niteowl: fuck, you just got lazy as hell at the end there, didn't you?
stresstwig splinter cell: yeah
stresstwig splinter cell: i mean, no!
stresstwig splinter cell: it was true!
stresstwig splinter cell: all true
[OldF] Niteowl: oh.. oh then, that's ok