Commute

gordonfrohman: which tf2 item would you most like in real life?
Niteowl: a hat.
Niteowl: a nice, fancy, fedo-OHWAIT
gordonfrohman: think I'd take the medigun. the teleporter would be nice but fucking spies would probably sap it
gordonfrohman: plus I'd have to drive to where I wanted to go to build the exit, thus half defeating the purpose
Niteowl: whether you liked it or not
Niteowl: basically, you'd only be a ble to use the teleporter for work
gordonfrohman: yeah
gordonfrohman: also, my cats would keep showing up at work, probably
Niteowl: assuming cats know how to use a teleporter? i'd assume they'd just as soon sap it
gordonfrohman: I'd have to build the entrance at work, I guess. but then my coworkers would keep showing up at my home