spruce: I dip my comb in chicken broth before combing my beard
spruce: gives it a lustrous sheen
itchy: does your beard get smelly spruce?
bigjimslade: well, you also get to suck on it later when you get hungry
spruce: my beard has its own ecosystem and contains a panoply of odours
itchy: spruce, you need either a small bird or primate to take care of that for you
spruce: I know. Why is evolution so slow?
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