Shark Week

Faux Real: seriously
Faux Real: why is this not a national holiday
Faux Real: mother fucking shark week
cheesoning: I hate sharks. They're all take take take.
cheesoning: There's no give in a shark.
Faux Real: there are in the gills and nose
bigjimslade: actually this shark week has been kinda meh so far, except for the Les Stroud show last night
bigjimslade: that wasn't too bad
Faux Real: thats why you punch them
cheesoning: what kind of stuff do you learn on shark week besides "they attack you with super sharp teeth"
liquidindian: I prefer manatees to sharks.
spruce: yeah, when they leap out of the water to grab a head of cabbage... stunning, simply stunning
stresstwig: multiple choice: where do sharks live? a) farms b) space c) the ocean
Katya: all of the above
stresstwig: tune in at 11 to learn the shocking conclusion
cheesoning: exactly
Faux Real: ARE SHARKS A) TOTALLY RAD
Faux Real: ANSWER YES
cheesoning: plus, why is there no dolphin with lasers week?
liquidindian: http://seattlesportsnet.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/manatee.jpg
cheesoning: http://www.tranism.com/weblog/images/military_dolphin.jpg
spruce: because the world is trying to suppress and deny any goodwill it once held for Mike Myers
Faux Real: "I don't believe in hypothetical situations... ... thats like lying to your brain."