spruce: I think I'm going to go home and play some more Assassin's Creed, wallowing in my temporary bachelorhood. A tube of uncooked Pilsbury chocolate chip cookie dough would make the evening complete
Cyrano: don't forget to fart a lot.
spruce: yeah, definitely. And litter my shirt with crumbs
Niteowl: remember you can get free pr0n on the interwebs
Niteowl: OR SO I"M TOLD
spruce: in Texas that's known as 'novelty cinema' for legal reasons
Cyrano: screenshot or it isn't happening.
Faux Real: also? illegal to sell dildoes
Faux Real: they are instructional devices
Faux Real: and strap ons are instructional devices with safety harnesses
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