Counters

itchy: and all you needed was a leash and a barf bag
liquidindian: I wouldn't mind one of those things for my gf.
itchy: kinky
liquidindian: She's always wandering off.
Faux Real: coming back smelling of sex and horses
Faux Real: wearing one shoe that is not her own
Faux Real: been there, man, been there
itchy: a horse shoe?
liquidindian: Hah.
Faux Real: thats what you get for letting her go to St. Johns
liquidindian: More likely with some junk from a charity shop.
Faux Real: even kinkyer
itchy: tell her I have some junk for her if she's interested
liquidindian: Which annoys me more than equine infidelity.
itchy: my junk doesn't smell like a horse either
stresstwig: you'd think it would
stresstwig: it must be all of the goats
liquidindian: I hear that there's nothing horse-like going on there. The opposite, I hear.
Faux Real: now now
Faux Real: no need to bring size into this
stresstwig: what is the opposite of a horse
stresstwig: i feel like kitchen counter is in the general category
Faux Real: when it's back feet are the same
itchy: you guys are disgusting
itchy left the room.
stresstwig: i don't really see what's so gross about kitchen counters.
stresstwig: unless they are made of cheap material
liquidindian: Cheap and slutty material.