Friday, August 14, 2009

Rousseau

ralph: so many of the smartest people I know work with their hands
ralph: they fucking lied to us at school
Niteowl: i don't work with my hands, ralph
Niteowl: oh.. oh right
Faux Real: be careful meta. there is the same level of deification in the modern blue collar worker as the noble savage in rousseau
Cyrano: most of the smartest people i know eat their enemies to steal their power.
Niteowl: THAT"S SO INSIGHTFUL FAUX! PLEASE TAKE THESE BEADS AS A TOKEN OF MY ADORATION AND RESPECT!
stresstwig: most of the smartest people i know are megaman
Faux Real: like girls with straight hair wanting curls and red heads wanting to be brunettes when everyone else wants to be redheads
Cyrano: that doesn't sound like Megaman at all...
***Faux Real jumps and looks happy.
stresstwig: uh oh
stresstwig: your seal is showing
ralph: screw the blue collar worker. I'm talking about the guy who doesn't have a boss.
ralph: At a billionaire's house last summer
Cyrano: i barely have a boss and my insides are a writhing pit of hate and despair.
Niteowl: professional... masturbators?
ralph: plumbing goes out
ralph: billionaire kowtows to plumber
ralph: I know a pro domme, it was like watching her work
spruce: plumber defecates on persian rug, orders billionaire to eat it

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