Smoking Def Taint

cheesoning: oops, just sent you a friend request, faux
cheesoning: already on the list
Faux Real: i don't need to be on the list
Faux Real: i wear black and walk in with a smoke machine
Faux Real: bouncers yell at me to use the kitchen entrance
stresstwig: and then the bouncer is like "you are late smoke machine dude"
stresstwig: "the party has already started, and it is decidedly less smokey than we had planned"
cheesoning: yeah "get that smoke machine on stage NOW"
stresstwig: "for this, you will receive 75% of your initial rate and also this box of shame"
Niteowl: 'def leppard simply WILL not play unless there's enough smoke for the laser light show'
Faux Real: i also brought the prosthetic drumming arm...
stresstwig: 79%
Faux Real: AN D I WANT
Faux Real: AND I NEED
Faux Real: AND I LOVE
Faux Real: ANIMAL
cheesoning: and i mal
Faux Real: i forgot how terribad this song is
stresstwig: who is that
Niteowl: is terribad the term you kids are using for Spleen Rupturing Ball Ransackingly Taint Shatteringly Awesome?
Faux Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R2GLQDLFtM
cheesoning: ew - taint shattering
Niteowl: dude, it's Def Leppard.
Faux Real: don't get me wrong
Niteowl: i often do
Faux Real: i will listen to this song all afternoon
Niteowl: your taint can handle the hammering?
Niteowl: (from what I hear about stresstwig's 'aim', as it were, yes. yes it can)
Faux Real: but terribad is the word i would co opt from African Americans to describe the song and seem almost cool
Niteowl: you, or the song? or Affican Americans?
Niteowl: or Assyrians
stresstwig: staaaaaaaaaab
cheesoning: so confused
Niteowl: it's probably your ruptured spleen, are you listening to too much Hysteria?
cheesoning: it's my aching taint
cheesoning: usually when I pipe up, my mom takes the brunt.
cheesoning: not my taint
Niteowl: your taking it for you dear ol' ma
Niteowl: although, im' sure she misses bigjimslade ministrations
bigjimslade: oh she can take a brunt all right if you know what I mean and I hope you do because I am not sure I do
Niteowl: that's no comfort to her when the lights are dim and Quiet Riot is screaming out a power ballad
cheesoning: thanks. not sure my taint could take much more
cheesoning: (thank my mom for me, too, BJS.)
cheesoning: did they do a power ballad?
cheesoning: also, bub, you don't scream out a power ballad. It's for the ladies.
Faux Real: BETH I HEAR YOU CALLIN
Faux Real: BUT I CAN'T COME HOME RIGHT NOW