cheesoning: okay, so I just went to the bathroom
cheesoning: there are three urinals on the wall
cheesoning: I always pick a side even if there's nobody there
Niteowl: so you decided
Niteowl: "if it's good enough for a urinal, it's good enough for me!' and pisssed against the wall?
cheesoning: no, so I'm peeing in the right-side urinal and some dude walks in talking
cheesoning: he's got his bluetooth thing in his ear
stresstwig: he goes middle urinal, doesn't he
cheesoning: and he saddles up in the middle YES
betaray: maybe he just wanted to check out your junk?
cheesoning: and is totally turning up the business l337 speak for my benefit
cheesoning: and just as he pulls up, I feel a bubbling from the bean enchiladas I had for lunch
cheesoning: so I gave it a little extra and blasted out a monster fart
cheesoning: even a Jabra wouldn't have filtered that shit
cheesoning: dude turned and looked at me and I looked right back at him.
cheesoning: that was awesome
Niteowl: this better not turn gay
cheesoning: end of story
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