Story Time : E.S.

cheesoning: I came home from school one day and found my dad seeing how high he could get the grill lid with M80s.
cheesoning: oh, here's a good story
cheesoning: we were up north (northern WI) at our cabin shooting bottle rockets out onto the lake at night
cheesoning: all of a sudden we hear THUUUMP
cheesoning: then "If you keep firing, I'M TAKING MYSELF HOSTAGE!"
cheesoning: it was the guy from two cabins down, night fishing in his boat
cheesoning: he introduced himself that morning as E.S. Hart.
cheesoning: Mind you, I'm about 10 years old.
cheesoning: My dad says "what's the E.S. stand for?"
cheesoning: Eagle Shit.
cheesoning: He was fishing the day prior and an eagle shit on his head