Story Time : Diligence

greens: so parents are at work, summer
greens: i fill a 32 ounce big gulp cup to the top with gas
greens: set it on the backyard porch made of concrete
greens: bordered by yew shrubs
greens: light it
greens: nothing
greens: continued nothing
greens: just a little flame on top
greens: so i throw a rock at it in dissapointment
greens: entire porch goes up
greens: yews on fire
cheesoning: oh shit
greens: I run to the garage and grab the biggest extinguisher i can get
greens: put it all out
greens: never got busted until a week later
greens: My Dad asks: why is the big fire extinguisher discharged?
greens: panic...no fucking answer
greens: busted
spruce: your dad checked the fire extinguisher? Diligence!
greens: He was that way spruce, all the way that way
greens: but a cool guy
spruce: my fire extinguisher could be full of powdered diamonds, for all I know