Give Stresstwig's GF a Handle

Katya: maybe her name should be "give me a new computer"
spruce: beardcomber174
Katya: "Puzzy Killow"
Katya: or Pussy Kill-ow
liquidindian: Dong Slapper
Katya: Magnum's Mustache
Squib Livingston: Babe Ruthless
Katya: Crimson Wave
Squib Livingston: Twig Rider
Katya: "The Most Unlucky Woman Ever"
spruce: aggrobranch
Katya: Rethinking Relationship Choices
liquidindian: poethater
Squib Livingston: Dr. Girlfriend
Katya: Open To Swinging
liquidindian: Unfu1fi113d
liquidindian: Secret Lesbian
liquidindian: Where's the line here? I'm not sure how far is too far.
Katya: Princess Hasadick
Squib Livingston: Stresstwat
Squib Livingston: there. there's the line.
spruce: I think stress has walked away from the computer in disgust by now
Squib Livingston: anagrams of stresstwig produce nothing useful
Squib Livingston: dresstwig
liquidindian: NICE
Katya: thats cute
stresstwig: she is adamantly opposed to being the female version of my name
liquidindian: What's the etymology of stresstwig, anyway?
spruce: I don't blame her
Katya: what does she like to do?
Katya: BESIDES YOU HO HO HO
liquidindian: She does stress and 3 hos?
stresstwig: second picture here liquid
Katya: what does she like to do?
stresstwig: current winner is "blamehorse"
liquidindian: Stressdistaff.
bigjimslade: maybe something unique to the internet
bigjimslade: like Raven or Viper
Katya: Ace
bigjimslade: add Dark or Black to the name for added unique
Katya: Dark Phoenix
Katya: OR Dork Phoenix
spruce: and why is a poet asking us for help for clever wordplay?
spruce: sham!
stresstwig: oh dear
stresstwig: spruce called me out