JDHarper - Laptop: print them on address labels and stick them to people
spruce: I've used Overnight Printers for business cards. Cheap, quick and got quality cards
betaray: Have the text of your card engraved in granite and the stock hand crafted from 1,000 year old bonzais
ralph: I used to give out peasants who spoke no words but my clearly articulated contact information
betaray: then pressed with ink squeeze from baby seal irises
cheesoning: you can get hoboes to deliver peasants for next to nothing, I hear.
cheesoning: really, you're paying for the straps.
ralph: yeah but you gotta wrap a manatee skin around em so they don't get marks
betaray: of course it's all got to be in runic font of the necronomicon
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