Evangelists

itchy: i thought it was a joke
itchy: Jonathan Acuff’s Stuff Christians Like is your field guide to all things Christian. Like a satirical grenade, Acuff brings us the humor and honesty that galvanized 730,000 online readers from 209 countries in a new portable version. Welcome to the funny side of faith.
monitron: it is JUST like a grenade
betaray: each update is a satirical piece of shrapnel to be lodged in the spinal column of your faith
monitron: but that is meant to ultimately strengthen it
JDHarper - Laptop: like wolverine
betaray: because now that you have holy paralysis you will receive the lord's pressure ulcers
bigjimslade: Our Lady Of Bedsores
betaray: and each day you will self catheterize yourself with prayer
betaray: Your sinful legs will atrophy, and your the devil's peristalsis of your intestines will cease
monitron: and your bedpan will be changed by a choir of angel-practicioners with anointed latex-free gloves
betaray: Only upon finally reaching the pearly gates will Jesus empty your colostomy bag of it's world temptations
liquidindian left the room.
bigjimslade: now look what you did
bigjimslade: you frightened the poor brit
monitron: :(
Niteowl: you guys are the worst, evangelists, ever.