Why Scientists Don't Get Laid

betaray: we're just beginning to explore that world, maybe quarks are just as miserable as we are
gordonfrohman: you never see stories about a quark putting an electron in a shed and raping it for 20 years
Niteowl: it's cuz they're really fucking small. no one has time to set up a TEM to figure out of Billy Boson is doing Ellie Electron against her wishes, man.
Niteowl: then when you do bother, you get all your evidence and witnesses together, patch together the warrants
Niteowl: book a court date
Niteowl: and the bastard hides behind the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
Niteowl: quantum humour must be to you what puns are to me
Niteowl: ear rapage
Niteowl: by Billy Boson
Cyrano: puns are awesome and you suck.
Faux Real: I AGREE WITH HALF OF THAT
betaray: The subatomic particle store had a sale last week.
Electrons: $0.10
Protons : $0.10
Neutrons : free of charge
betaray: Why do all the other subatomic particles hate the electrons?
betaray: they are so negative
***betaray combines two great tastes that taste great together
liquidindian: Can I wheel out my maths joke?
betaray: absolutely!
liquidindian: f(x)=2x+3 walks into a bar. The barman says, "sorry, we don't cater for functions"
Niteowl: I"M SORRY I STARTED THIS
betaray: hehe
Faux Real: OH HYDROGEN ATOM THOUGHT HE HAD LOST AN ELECTRON
Faux Real: IN FACT HE WAS POSITIVE
Cyrano: i hope you all get AIDS.
betaray: a mathematician walks into a bar and orders a beer, the next one in line says, "I'll have half the last guy's order", then the next one orders half the previous order, the bartender looks up and notices the infinitely long line, as say, "Aw fuck you guys", pours 2 beers and walks away
betaray: as say = and says
Faux Real: A MATHEMATICIAN AND A CARPENTER ARE TOLD TO PULL TWO NAILS OUT OF A BOARD
Faux Real: THE CARPENTERS NAIL IS FLUSH WITH THE SURFACE\
Faux Real: SO HE TAKES HIS CLAW HAMMER AND PULLS IT OUR
Faux Real: OUT
Faux Real: THE MATHEMATICIANS NAIL IS HALF OUT
Faux Real: HE ASKS THE CARPENTER FOR A HAMMER
Faux Real: AND THEN HAMMERS THE NAIL IN
Faux Real: AND WALKS AWAY
Faux Real: (he reduced it to an earlier problem)