itchy: guy at urinal next to me was just reading a book, and then proceeded to leave without washing his mitts ... where do you guys stand on the "i didn't touch it, so i don't need to wash" issue?
monitron: what's to wash off, in that case?
itchy: splatter
itchy: splash back
monitron: you have splatter all over your lower body though
monitron: so unless you're gonna do a load of laundry...
itchy: well, you can only do so much
itchy: but at least wash your hands
itchy: i mean, for all i know, he had it fully fisted ... i'm just giving him the benefit of the doubt
monitron: f...fisted?
itchy: a grip on things
itchy: where do you guys stand on not washing your hands after a fisting?
monitron: I know the first thing I said after my first fisting was "I'll never wash this hand again!"
Katya: i was involved with that, and i'll never wash my ass again
Cyrano: you want to remember it forever.
Katya: a fist is forever. DeButts
monitron: plus you can roll your hand in powdered sugar and enjoy a rare treat
itchy: ok, you just crossed a line
monitron: a delicious line
itchy: ha
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