Fleshlight

itchy: i'm surprised someone hasn't modded a fleshlight to fit into a hd slot
stresstwig: i'm sure google will clear that up for you
Faux Real: oh god
Faux Real: do not google
Faux Real: do not google
Niteowl: will send you his delightful colour PDF he made for it
spruce: someone should make a fleshlight in the shape of an external hard drive
spruce: it'd blend in more than a flashlight, in most geeks' rooms
bigjimslade: I would think the phrase "fleshlight mod" would be relatively innocuous, compared to what can be found on the net
Niteowl: "fleshlight mod" sounds relatively innocuous?
itchy: i dunno ... i find the whole fleshlight thing kinda disturbing
liquidindian: What kind of weirdo finds a fake vagina disturbing?
itchy: it also looks like it could do some unintentional damage
Niteowl: saves on the laundry
Niteowl: or buying sandwich bags
itchy: nice niteowl
itchy: wait what?
itchy: sammich bags?
stresstwig: or banana peels
itchy: I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THIS UP
Niteowl: sandwich bag, a tub of lube, and tightly fitting sofa cushions
Niteowl: YOU DO THE MATH
liquidindian: We're living the dream! David Cronenberg's dream, but still.
itchy: ha, niteowl fucks his couch
liquidindian: You do the maths.
stresstwig: is the maths like the macarena or more like the gout
itchy: there's supposed to be a woman on there when you do that niteowl
itchy: (or a man)
Niteowl: DON"T TRY AND OPPRESS ME itchy!! AND JUST CUZ IT"S A LAZY BOY DOESN"T MAKE ME GAY NOT THAT THERE"S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
itchy: the couch made sense ... i don't see how you could possibly fuck a lazyboy
betaray: I always thought the fleshlight had a light bulb in it a la easy bake oven
betaray: and that was the appeal.. but sadly that's not the case
itchy: unless you mean from behind
stresstwig: also probably an easy bake oven
stresstwig: not to mention the creepy crawlers oven
betaray: but a fleshlight/cockwarmer has to be at least a million dollar idea
stresstwig: those things were great
bigjimslade: now a fleshlight equipped with "magic fingers", that would sell
stresstwig: fingers covered in cheeto dust and magic the gathering cards
stresstwig: tap this swamp indeed
Niteowl: i feel we have gone down a path we cannot back out of
itchy: our Intelligent Designer made our hands and penises fit perfectly together ... i don't think you can improve upon that
itchy: although it did take the genius of man to invent kleenex
stresstwig: "how can i make my snot tree portable"
JDHarper: stress, that is the worst euphemism I've ever heard.
stresstwig: which one
stresstwig: the magic hands or the snot tree
stresstwig: OR BOTH
JDHarper: the second one in particular