When You're This Rich, You Don't Need 'Reliable'

chrisd: ralph, I'm delighted you bought a truck. I secretly love british vehicles.
chundo: monk bought a truck?
niteowl: well, a 'truck'
niteowl: a shoddily made 'british' status-mobile of questionable quality
chrisd: LR is kind of the king of trucks, niteowl.
chrisd: there's a secret though: they wear out 10x as fast when they're not in Africa.
niteowl: LR used to be awesome, now they are shit, i don't know why, i just look at their Consumer Reports thing, and it's BLACK BLACK HALF BLACK OH JESUS BLACK BLACK BLACK EMPTY CIRCLE
niteowl: for 'increased sense of entitlement' it's a solid red, though
niteowl: also, driven by extremely wealthy foreign nationals
niteowl: or those wishing they were
niteowl: (working on the accent there ralph?)