Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Shills

niteowl: actually, that's what most dietitians do, pathology crap
niteowl: there are, of course, the shills who go work for United American Pork Board or something
spruce: YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FRESH ROASTED PORK SHANK. YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY IT TONIGHT FOR DINNER
Cyrano: what's wrong with Fancy Feast?
niteowl: IT"S THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!
Cyrano: that and Fancy Feast.
spruce: Fancy Feast? What am I, a Rockefellar?
niteowl: i dunno, is rockefeller the sort of person who misspellls his own name?
spruce: I'll fell you with a rock and spell it however I like! I AM AN AMERICAN
Cyrano: real Rockefeller would hire someone to misspell his name for him.

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