As Long As They Aren't Into eXtreme Sports

niteowl: seriously, Americans. Ads for hospitals? CREEEEPY.
gordonfrohman: I worked briefly for Big Health Provider's marketing department
gordonfrohman: some depressing shit in those brainstorming sessions
gordonfrohman: how can we encourage young, healthy people to sign up and encourage old, unhealthy people to fuck right off?
cheesoning: give them the herp on a checkup visit!
itchy: free case of red bull when you sign up
stresstwig: just have the lobbies play the "rock music"