Saturday, September 26, 2009

Cupcakes

KatyaXP: when i was little i had dreams of just piles of cupcakes
stresstwig: invading your home town?
stresstwig: and the president being like
stresstwig: "little katya, only you can save us"
stresstwig: "you must devour these sentient piles of cupcakes"
betaray: "you're the only dude bad enough!"
niteowl: and the tiny cries from the cupcakes
KatyaXP: OM NOM NOM
niteowl: and the orphaned crumbs, wailing, waiting for their mommy cupcakes to come back and feed then and care for them
niteowl: and eat them too
KatyaXP: fuck them, they knew what they were getting into
KatyaXP: MY MOUTH
niteowl: mental note, KatyaXP is a hardass when it comes to sentient cupcakes
stresstwig: pretty soon you run into a sentient pile of cupcakes who has misgivings about the invasion
stresstwig: "I only was here on the science team...of sentient cupcakes. IT WAS THAT MILITANT CUPCAKE PILE THAT MADE IT GO ALL WRONG"

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