Nicks

stresstwig: what's the balm?
cheesoning: steve balmer
cheesoning: I imagine he has some sweet nickname (developed by himself)
spruce: Ballmaster
stresstwig: the unibalmer
spruce: Tiger Balmer
stresstwig: space balymer
niteowl: The Motherfucking CEO
niteowl: Boss Dawg
niteowl: Ballls Deep
niteowl: Balm Hog
cheesoning: B-Diddy