Teak

ralph: not a bad way to spend the day
ralph: if it were "Walk once through Ikea and me and my girlfriends will all satisfy you" it wouldn't be worth it.
Cyrano: hey! most of my furniture is from Ikea! Swedish pine is the best some of us can afford, you snob.
spruce: Ikeas aren't so bad
ralph: it's the way you get trapped in there. I'm not a ...patient man.
Niteowl: i think ralph likes all his furniture 1) Teak 2) Waspy 3) Paid in CASH