Copy for Tools

chrisd: try dwr if you want fancy, Niteowl
chrisd: er, design within reach
chrisd: or LIMN
Niteowl: ikea is already a little too fru fru for me, THANKYOUVERYMUCH
Niteowl: 'more than just objects, they are tools for living'
Niteowl: really? that's design within reach?
Niteowl: they need an editor
Niteowl: 'these are good knives'
Niteowl: TADAAAA
Niteowl: http://www.dwr.com/product/accessories/kitchen/cookware/garlic-crusher.do?sortby=ourPicks
Niteowl: man wtf
Niteowl: http://www.mccormick.com/~/media/Images/Products/Product%20Details/Herbs%20and%20Spices/Blends/california%20style%20crushed%20garlic.ashx?w=225
Niteowl: TADAAA
stresstwig: these are GREAT knives
stresstwig: give stresstwig a job
chrisd: "they are tools" indeed
cheesoning: fuck your knives. You need these.
cheesoning: buy these knives or we'll stab you with them.
Niteowl: i think if i were fucking my knives, 'good design' would be the least of my worries.
betaray: These knives will make you happy, if they don't you're a loser.