Teak

ralph: Smih & Hawken went out of business last month, I got like $3k worth of teak crap for a few hundred
spruce: I hear the teak underwear is uncomfortable, classy though it is.
Faux Real: kinda boxy for you junk
Cyrano: i know a guy who moved to Puerto Rico to start a teak farm.
Cyrano: gay as a football bat, that guy.
Faux Real: what does he tell his parents he does?
Faux Real: DEA cracks down on that shit