Taint

spruce: I'd like to receive a helpful email from FutureMe, rather than PresentMe sending him something. It'd be a lot more useful.
Faux Real: THE WINNER OF THE WORLD CUP IS
spruce: LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A GUN, YOU PUSSY
itchy: FutureMe just emailed me back with stock tips!
spruce: MAYBE YOU WON'T LOSE THAT HAND IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
stresstwig: DON'T EAT THAT DONUT
cheesoning: what?
cheesoning: futureYou is crazy, stress.
cheesoning: and paranoid
stresstwig: he's just concerned about the poison genocide of 2009
cheesoning: ah
stresstwig: he also keeps telling me to blow up warp tour
cheesoning: are you sure the message isn't "blow up at warp tour"? I mean, you could be on the verge of a hit record or a vert bmx world record.
Faux Real: i never trusted poison
spruce: when the world Bavarian Cream supply is tainted.
cheesoning: spruce, on that day, I will eat the cream. I don't want to live in a world with no Bavarian cream.
spruce: I respect your decision, cheese, and due to that respect, I will refrain from telling you what the source of the tainting is.
stresstwig: (it's butts)
cheesoning: is it actual taint?
cheesoning: Because if it is, you didn't refrain at all.