Hexagon

Faux Real: so last night we had a really hot male waiter at the local all night pancake place
Faux Real: and i told my ex if she called him "Sugar Tits" i would pay for her food
Faux Real: next time he comes by
Faux Real: "Thanks for the refill, Sugar Tits!"
stresstwig: i wish i could say i was surprised
stresstwig: was this one of those "let's be more friends" dinners between you two
betaray: you're lucky she didn't say, "Bring me the filet mignon, sugar tits!"
Faux Real: no this was more YAY DANIEL LIKES GIRLS AGAIN
stresstwig: haha beta
Faux Real: have you spoken to daniel?
Faux Real: he passed up on Twilight Imperium to be with a girl
stresstwig: yeah
stresstwig: i encouraged that
stresstwig: i am sorry
Faux Real: (i did too)
stresstwig: i didn't realize it would throw your delicate hexagonal universe into decay
Faux Real: actually non existence
Faux Real: the hexagonal universe is already in decay
stresstwig: because you didn't have an even number, right
stresstwig: nerd