Science Is The Anti-Nicorette

gordonfrohman: how do I make a bong out of stuff around the office
dabbler_phong23: apple.
dabbler_phong23: strainer from bathroom sink faucet.
dabbler_phong23: abandoned honey from break room
dabbler_phong23: bear-shaped honey bottle , that is
gordonfrohman: actually, I don't know how bongs work
niteowl: suck indirectly, pulls smoke through water, smoke is cooled and 'cleaned'
gordonfrohman: the smoke goes underwater?
gordonfrohman: neat
gordonfrohman: maybe I'll just empty out a cigarette
dabbler_phong23: burner, with fine mesh, attached to metal tube
dabbler_phong23: metal tube goes under water
dabbler_phong23: you suck at top of bong, as if sucking at the surface of the water
dabbler_phong23: creates negative pressure in bong
dabbler_phong23: which draws smoke through metal tube
dabbler_phong23: but beats me
dabbler_phong23: I hate the stuf
dabbler_phong23: just lived with a stoner in colorado
gordonfrohman: maybe I'll just do all this cocaine