ralph: http://ask.metafilter.com/134318/Most-romantic-hotel-in-New-York
ralph: "I just got some pussy. How can I maximize my enjoyment of it?"
stresstwig: man speaking of
liquidindian: An event.
liquidindian: Oh, must remember to scroll down.
stresstwig: this guy i am friends with on facebook made a facebook album called "Janey's and my 6 month anniversary"
stresstwig: and then it was pictures of a hotel room with rose petals on the bed
stresstwig: and cheap champagne on the side table
stresstwig: a) 6 months dude
ralph: bonus points if Janey doesn't know who he is
stresstwig: b) facebook album of your sex bed what
ralph: but yeah he's fucked
ralph: and Janey 's on the market
cheesoning: fuck nests are cute, but not for mass distribution
ralph: her friends will cease to be jealous soon, and there will be no 12 month fuck nest
Cyrano: the bed for the twelve month anniversary will be covered in pills, recriminations, shame and hobo semen.
spruce: rose petals are the traditional fluid absorbent of choice for the sixth month celebration
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