Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Hit List

Faux Real: man FUCK bmi
betaray: yeah, it doesn't work well with you body builders
Faux Real: i was never a body builder
Faux Real: now i am just "morbidly" obese
betaray: what's that 35+?
Faux Real: "at 36, you are four times as likely to DIE"
Faux Real: seeing how i am 100% likely to die
JDHarper: Whereas at 35, you're safe for another several years
Faux Real: shut up, chart
betaray: they just mean today
betaray: don't do anything risky
Faux Real: bmi and tamiflu, on my hit list

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