Guttenberg

Katya: but steve guttenberg is gonna be a guest at the ActiveLite convention and my friend is trying to think of questions to ask him
Katya: i've suggested a few
gordonfrohman: wat
Katya:
friend : can you think of any for.....
friend : wait for it....
friend : wait for it....
friend : Stevev Guttenberg?
tittergrrl : "Who are you again?"
tittergrrl : or maybe "What the fuck happened to you? "
friend : I was going to put: "Steve Guttneberg? Seriously?"
tittergrrl : "Mr Guttenberg, does it hurt that no women will make a sex tape with you to help revitalize your career?"
tittergrrl : "Mr Guttenberg, my friends and I have a bet. How badly fo you think I could kick your ass?" And the question should be asked by Betty White
gordonfrohman: I have nothing to say to Steve Gutenberg
gordonfrohman: "Can I borrow $20?"
metamonk: just get him to apologize for this
metamonk: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099450/
metamonk: then kick him in the nads
gordonfrohman: "Do you have the time?"
Katya: "can I give you 20 dollars?"
gordonfrohman: "Hey! Steve Guttenberg! You know, I heard there were gonna be famous people here! Do you know who they are?"
Niteowl: "so, guest speaker for ActiveLite, this is pretty much the bottom of the barrel for you, yeah?"
gordonfrohman: "I always thought you'd make a great Superman. Wait, no... not Superman... homeless person"
Niteowl: "hoping to score at this conference, eh Steve?"
gordonfrohman: "You carrying any weed?"
Niteowl: "What would Johnny Five say about your career right now?"
Niteowl: "How do you feel, now that Paul Rudd has your job?"
gordonfrohman: "Do the sound effects! They're hilarious!"
gordonfrohman: "Can you warm up my coffee?"
Katya: i knew you guys would bring gold
Katya: im sending these to her
Niteowl: "So, the 'free ActiveLite membership' pretty much sealed the deal for the speaking engagement, eh?"
Katya: she's laughign hard
gordonfrohman: "Dude, do you smell that? It totally smells like Steve Gutenberg in here. OH! Oh!. Oh, I'm... I'm really sorry."
Niteowl: 'i was kinda rooting for you to be the 'host' of the next K-Tel commercial for "THE 80's ARE BACK!'"
Niteowl: "Was it just too awkward to name the movie "2 hunks, a priss, and a baby"?"
Niteowl: "Is High Tower black in real life?"
gordonfrohman: "Can you do a hand-stand?"
Niteowl: "I see one of your latest movies is "Major Movie Star", that's gotta hurt"
gordonfrohman: "Remember in The Day After when all your hair fell out? IT CHILLINGLY CAME TO PASS"
Niteowl: "Hehehe, oh man, that's great Steve, can you go ahead and introduce the keynote speaker?"
gordonfrohman: "Why are you here? Did Cocoon give you an insatiatble taste for the old ladies? You fucking pervert."
Niteowl: "Please leave some for the rest of us"
gordonfrohman: "Remember your part in Diner? Yeah, me neither."
Niteowl: "You know you're speaking to your PEERS, right?"
gordonfrohman: "I've got a script here that requires a great, funny, talented, handsome leading man. Can you give it to Tom Selleck for me?"
Niteowl: "Does it irk you sometimes that more men masturbate to Tom Selleck's moustache than you?"
gordonfrohman: "Does it suck that every day you wake up and you're still Steve Guttenberg?"
Niteowl: "Suicide doesn't solve that, you know."
Niteowl: "Don't let me stop you from finding that out for yourself, of course."
gordonfrohman: "Steve, what was it about you that made you so irresistable in the 80's and so repulsive ever since?"
Katya: his agent
gordonfrohman: IM ASKING STEVE NOT YOU
gordonfrohman: DON'T YOU DARE DEIGN TO SPEAK FOR STEVE
Niteowl: "Steve, does it ever bother you that you don't even have enough fame to be called to revive a dying police procedural drama?'
Cyrano entered the room.
gordonfrohman: "Will you marry me?"
gordonfrohman: "Could you sign this? Thanks, it was my bar tab SUCKA!"
Niteowl: "I loved you in Mannequin"
gordonfrohman: "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
Niteowl: "So... you hang with with Richard Greco or what?"
Cyrano: why are we dogging on The Gute now?
gordonfrohman: I dunno
Niteowl: "You can let it out, you know, just scream at the top of your lungs, "Why wasn't I the next Tom Hanks?""
Niteowl: besides talent, ability, drive, and all that other stuff
gordonfrohman: because he once was incredbily famous and is now somewhat less-so! hahahahahahaha
gordonfrohman: what a jerk! not being as famous now as he was! haha
gordonfrohman: "Steve, can you record an answering machine message for me? Just say, "Hi! Katya can't come to the phone right now, because she's been tied up and molested by me, Steve Guttenburg!"
gordonfrohman: are you still sending these or should we stop
Niteowl: i'm running dry over here
Niteowl: he's not exactly a rich vein of comedic satire
Katya: i stopped a while ago
Niteowl: ouch
gordonfrohman: I could maybe squeak out another 76-80
gordonfrohman: but I'll stop