God So Annoyed

Katya: god so annoyed
niteowl: what's he annoyed about, Katya?
liquidindian: He's annoyed about abortions.
liquidindian: Actually, God can't be annoyed.
liquidindian: He got an apology: http://www.flickr.com/photos/liquidindian/1845680228/in/set-72157606480984204/
gordonfrohman: so there are limits to God's powers
gordonfrohman: the thing about God is, he must be so bored
gordonfrohman: he invented science and physics, stuff we're just now beginning to understand
gordonfrohman: he must think we're all retards
chris: if he can think infinitely fast, he would get suicidal infinitely quickly and kill himself.
gordonfrohman: plus, he creates the universe, then sits around for billions of years with no one to talk to
gordonfrohman: and then we show up and all we do is kiss his ass
JDHarper: The universe is like one of those aquarium screensavers
JDHarper: He just leaves us running in the background
gordonfrohman: he must be a wicked chess player, but he never gets a challenge
niteowl: you know he plays Go
niteowl: or, actually, probably Connect-4, for the LULZ
gordonfrohman: the only time we talk to him is when we need something or we're having orgasms
niteowl: also, touchdowns
gordonfrohman: oh right
gordonfrohman: base hits, in some cases
niteowl: but no one actually watches baseball
niteowl: they just memorize the stats and have nerd-fights
liquidindian: Surely a monotheistic god would play monopoly?
gordonfrohman: how would he even roll dice?
gordonfrohman: would they always be double-sixes?
niteowl: he'd always roll Blight Upon Your Opponents
gordonfrohman: I don't remember that from monopoly