Decadent

ralph: I used to read every word of the college paper
ralph: because we had no internet
gordonfrohman: because your jihadist cult members would plant codes in the articles?
ralph: no I got my instructions from a UNC coed who nobody knew had a lebanese grandmother
ralph: so she looked blonde and all american but really hated our way of life
Cyrano: hawt
ralph: We'd meet at Caribou coffee on Franklin Street
gordonfrohman: you hit it?
gordonfrohman: I hear anti-american sex is hot
Not an undercover cop: grudgehit
ralph: she'd wear her sorority sweatpants
Niteowl: freshmen forty?
Not an undercover cop: with JUICY on the butt
ralph: I always wore a baseball cap. White.
Not an undercover cop: keep going
Not an undercover cop: ...
ralph: Once we went to see "Sex Lies and Videotape"
ralph: But she thought it was decadent
Niteowl: but really it was just you spreadeagle on a couch with a VHS recorder running while beckoning said co-ed with a 'eh? EH? OH COME ON WHY NOT'
liquidindian: Don't rush, this, Niteowl.
cheesoning: also, she was a guy.
Cyrano: rush all you want. i finished two minutes ago.
Cyrano: and now i'm gay.