ralph: "My uncle is getting out of prison. How can I make him at home on my couch?
stresstwig: "what spark plugs make the best crack pipes?"
Niteowl: "I NUD 2 pass ACT OR SUM shitz MAN HALP ME OUT ne1?!"
Katya: "How do I move up the ladder in my pimp's stable?"
cheesoning: "how do I get hobo semen out of my dress?"
Katya: "I'm working on a new boutique meth recipe, and can't decide on cinnamon or nyquil flavorings. Hope me askmefi!"
ralph: "I just bought a single newport light from a bodega. How can I maximize my enjoyment of it?"
Niteowl: Hey guys! I have the best boyfirend ever! He has connections and stuff to Hollywood and mebbe get me a part in the next Scream movieor somthing but riht now money is tight and i have to go on dates and stuff to earn a bit of cash. it's like i'm investing in myself and stuff. anyhow, how far should I go on these dates? I really wanna get alot of money soi can start on mmy career as a star!
ralph: "Where is the best place in the L.A. bus station to pick up runaways?"
ralph: "The executor of my trust fund has invited me for cocktails before a black tie dinner. Is it acceptable to go without changing?"
gordonfrohman: "I want to make people laugh, but I see so many "WHY LIE IT'S FOR BEER" signs held by other hobos. Ideas on being original?"
Katya: "All I have in my cabinets and fridge are cough syrup, instant mashed potatoes, mayonnaise, an x-acto knife, and condoms. Help me work up a fantastic dinner to impress my super!"
ralph: froh: grab a picture frame and say "I been framed!" while holding it around your head
gordonfrohman: I think my sign would say "THIS IS AWKWARD FOR ME TOO"
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