spruce: Our motherfucking A/C died last night. It made for an uncomfortable night's sleep.
Faux Real: that shit ain't american
Faux Real: this is the land of AC
spruce: I know and it's supposed to get up to 107 today
Faux Real: god bless texas
spruce: and neither my wife nor I can get out early to meet the AC repairperson, so he's coming late and may not have the parts on hand to get shit done.
Faux Real: no one else will
itchy: get a hotel room for a night
itchy: with a pool
bigjimslade: and a hooker
itchy: i probably don't need to tell bigjimslade that he beat me to that by half a second
spruce: not a bad idea, itchy!
Faux Real: itchy is the best marriage councilor ever
spruce: the hooker can look after our cats
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