Brainstorming

chundo: Ralph:what are you looking for a company name for
Ralph: management company for an investment fund
chundo: yours?
Ralph: not really.
liquidindian: INVEST-O-FUND CORP
liquidindian: Job done.
Ralph: a group of guys, I may help out
monitron: call it Insufficient Funds, Inc.
bigjimslade: NOT-A-PONZI, LLC.
Ralph: but I know about registering companies in the UK, so I'm helping
liquidindian: Super Company 57.
chundo: we should start a marketing group.
Ralph: the local administrator there checks the rolls, tells me if there's a name conflict
bigjimslade: NOT-A-PONZI, LLC.UK
Katya: OURWHORESAREUSUALLYCLEAN, INC
chundo: Mostly Positive Returns, Inc
Ralph: of course, since most are investment funds, run by grandiose arseholes, all of mythology and warrior terminology is taken
Katya: The Glass Is Half Empty Enterprises
Ralph: as are planet names, ocean names, mountain names
bigjimslade: Aventima
liquidindian: Not all mythology.
spruce: Money Getting Dudes Inc
liquidindian: Call it Jesus.
Ralph: Cap Point plc
chundo: We Survived The Recession And All We Got Was This Lousy Investment Fund
Niteowl: Morpheus Is Rad LLC
spruce: Dude, Where's My Index Fund?
Ralph: Front for Ayrabs LLC
monitron: "Trustworthy" Investments Corp
Ralph: HAH
Niteowl: the quotes sell it
Niteowl: Worthington McTrustingtons
gordonfrohman: Freds Money Hole
bigjimslade: Pardon My Boner and Sons
Ralph: First national change bank
Ralph: My Wife's Purse
Niteowl: Slightly Better Than Your Mattress
spruce: Your Life Savings, Our Capricious Whims Inc
Ralph: hah niteowl
Niteowl: hah! spruce
bigjimslade: Not Owned By Obama, That Filthy Muslim, Inc.
chundo: Slush Fund, Inc
Niteowl: What? We Got MBAs!
Katya: I Can't Believe They Don't Have MBAs, LLC
spruce: ha
gordonfrohman: Uncle Cash McRichywealth's Funtime One-Stop Bux-Shop Explorifundium & Moneyasium
Niteowl: Yes, It's A Chicken Picking Stocks From The NY TImes, SO WHAT? LLC
liquidindian: Wave Goodbye To Your Bread Bankers.
spruce: Feed Our Coke Habit LLC
Niteowl: Moneyasium!?
gordonfrohman: We're Fairly Sure We Know What LLC Stands For LLC
spruce: Captain Greenback's Monetary Jamboree
Katya: Imperium Holdings And Pawn Shop.
bigjimslade: We Have Two Jews On Staff, Inc
Niteowl: okok, something more subtle
Niteowl: Siphon Investments
gordonfrohman: We Can Almost Afford a Copy of Quicken 97 LLC
Katya: Black Hole Dreamers
liquidindian: The Put Some Money In Get Some More Money Back At The End Company.
spruce: Jerking Off With the Invisible Hand
Niteowl: M. Bezzlers Inc.
bigjimslade: Wwyyzzarrd Investments
chundo: Our Black Box Programmer Totally Finished High School LLC
spruce: An Adam Smithee Firm
bigjimslade: hehe
Katya: My Son's Pretty Good At Math, And That Should Be Good Enough For You
monitron: The We Haven't Even Seen Superman 3 Corporation
chundo: Fund Of The Month Club
gordonfrohman: Firm Has Less Than $20 After 11pm
gordonfrohman: BuckFuckers: We Make Love To Your Money
Katya: s/to/with/
Katya: so which one will it be Ralph?
Niteowl: Excel's A Database Right? Tech Investments
chundo: you better present these ALL to them
Niteowl: in POWERPONIT FORM
Katya: Suge Knight Enterprises
Niteowl: What, You Gonna Put It In The A Bank Like A Pleb? LLC
chundo: Rounding Errors, Inc
gordonfrohman: Holla 4 Dolla: Ur Inv3stm3nt X-Purtz
Niteowl: Our Ties To Arms Cartels Is Mostly Obfuscated
spruce: Quarter Pounder of Flesh Inc
bigjimslade: Teapot Dome Investements
Niteowl: Tulips!! Tulips!! Tulips!! Investment Co.
spruce: Dart Board Solutions
monitron: OurFancySuitsMeanWeKnowBetterThanYouBank
liquidindian: There must be myths left.
liquidindian: LOKI INVESTMENTS
Niteowl: Crazy Eddie's Discount Vacuums, Refridgerator Repair And International HEdge Fund Incorporated
liquidindian: SiSYPHUS BANKING
Niteowl: Fucking Mortals Inc.
spruce: Zeus Disguising Himself as a Bull and Raping Europa Co.
gordonfrohman: Hey Man Help Me Out With A Dollar For Bus Fare See My Car Ran Out Of Gas And I Have A Job Interview
Niteowl: LLC
monitron: The OCR Group (Often Compliant with Regulations)
Katya: Third Times The Charm Consulting
spruce: Dude You Need to Relaaaaaax LLC
gordonfrohman: The Three Dollar Bills: We're Kweer 4 Kash
monitron: I'll Have It Next Tuesday for Sure Holdings, Ltd.
bigjimslade: For A Cheeseburger Today, LLC
Niteowl: Our Phone Number Works Once And Only Once Holdings
Katya: Strayer Graduates Ltd
spruce: Yoink! LLC
bigjimslade: Howard, Howard and Fine
monitron: Boiler Room Enterprises
spruce: Will Repent on Deathbed Co.
Niteowl: Another Ayn Rand Allusion Inc.
Katya: Pesholes!
bigjimslade: You Like Barrels, Right? Investments
spruce: Splicer, Splicer and Ryan
bigjimslade: heh
monitron: Totally Still Licensed, But Don't Look Into It Ltd
Katya: Babies 4 Cash, Ltd
bigjimslade: "If You'd Be So Kind As To Give Us Your Moeny"
bigjimslade: money
Katya: Invest In Nigeria, International
Niteowl: Shill & Shell Bros.
spruce: Senor Spendito's Financial Fiesta
Katya: Put It All On Red, LLC
monitron: Cash Hose Ltd, a Division of Money Vacuum Inc
spruce: I predict the longest Rather Depressing post yet!
Niteowl: BingoRama Bingo Ball Machine Emporium And Stock Evaluations LLC
Katya: PoorCo
Niteowl: you did point monitron to rather depressing, first, right Katya?
Katya: yes
Katya: and periodically
bigjimslade: what's that? some NS site?
Niteowl: DONT" START OLD MAN
Ralph: not possible. That game sank immediately upon beta release
bigjimslade: which would be rather depressing
gordonfrohman: Dueys Huose of Invessments Giv me ur monies and blow me ignoranat fuck
Niteowl: i feel like i'm hopefully running to kick a football while lucy and lucy hold it
bigjimslade: oh there ya go
bigjimslade: Blow Me Abs, Inc
liquidindian: I hear it was an ace game but the documentation was so awful it detracted from the game's quality.
Niteowl: AUGH!
Niteowl: good GRIEF!
monitron: Discount Pachinko & Cigarette Machines d.b.a. Fundhole Investments
Katya: niteowl just got ROCKED
Ralph: http://tinyurl.com/cpcct4
gordonfrohman: Katya's Going To Movies Every Day Fund Ltd
Niteowl: Porn? We Got Porn! Funds LLC
liquidindian has set the topic to: NS jokes will never get old
Ralph: this is just phenomenal
***Niteowl plays trombone, sadly
spruce: Does Money Really Belong to Anyone? Co.
Ralph: ^ ^ ^
Niteowl: hah
Katya: You can't OWN money, man
Niteowl: Who Can Say What's Right And Wrong In This Day And Age Int'l Fund
Ralph: But the Pension Fund was Just Sitting There. inc.
Niteowl: You Were Just Going To Blow It On A Crappy Vacation To Vegas Anyways, LLC
liquidindian: Red Uncle Joe's Investments: Spreading The Wealth.
monitron: Relative Moralism Funds
monitron: (a Situationally Ethical company)
Niteowl: Now You'll Never Start That Nasty Heroin Addiction Co.
spruce: Easy Come Etc... LLC
gordonfrohman: You Aren't Good Enough To Invest With Us Ltd a division of Reverse Psychology Banks Corp
Katya: Gods Will, Inc
spruce: Fools' Money Parting Service
Niteowl: We Tried Kidnap And Ransom, And Gee Whiz, People Die Real Easy Inc.
spruce: Teflon Kneecaps Ltd.
Katya: Daredevil Funds, An EXTREME investiment firm.
gordonfrohman: Ass Pennies Co
bigjimslade: Monkey-Fighting Snakes, Inc