PIRATE BEAVERS!!!!!

Cyrano: you guys are slipping.
Cyrano: and now I have to go back to work.
Cyrano: lame.
bigjimslade: sorry cyrano
bigjimslade: I'll mention the ballcock of my toilet next time
bigjimslade: it's broken, my wife keeps having to jiggle it
Cyrano: 'sokay. I found some good porn while you were talking about non-dick-jokeable shit.
Niteowl: where?!?!
Cyrano: the internet!
Cyrano: it's hard to find, but it's there if you look.
bigjimslade: Canadian customs does not allow it to cross, however
bigjimslade: sorry!
Niteowl: you wouldn't believe what we get when we google for 'hot, sweaty, beavers'
Cyrano: Polite, Canadian smut?
Niteowl: no, you disgusting perv, beaver aerobic videos
Cyrano: "Give it to my baby!" "If it's not too much trouble!"
Cyrano: oh. "me" baby.
Cyrano: kinda changes the whole joke, that typo.
Niteowl: er
Niteowl: how else do you ask for a vaccination from a wayward country doctor?
Niteowl: and the way you intended, just sounds like a pirate asking a wayward country doctor to please vaccinate his baby
Niteowl: GIve to me baby!! ARR!! IF IT ain't be being too much trouble!!!!
bigjimslade: BLOW ME ABS, AND GIVE IT TO MY BABY
spruce: I see that once Cyrano enters the room that the discourse degenerates down to the level of beaver aerobics