Opaque Fashion Tips

Faux Real: port man too
ralph: Ours but to flip n fry
Faux Real: charge that light brigade to my tab
ralph: Gonna prop the rifle up against the weather corner of the old barn, under the gutter downspout, and every mornin' I'm gonna come out and watch rust close over the bore.
Faux Real: hells yes
Faux Real: my dad still quotes that
Faux Real: that was one of about 20 cry moments
niteowl: you just said something that his DAD quotes, ralph
Faux Real: the biggest was that he had kept the baton
niteowl: christ, i think i need abotu 4 years of liberal arts to even begin to understand wtf you guys are going on aboot
ralph: Caldwell, weary, complaining about murderous waste--and carrying out his orders. EVERY TIME
Faux Real: just one book
ralph: that we've told you to read twice today, and dozens of times before
ralph: "Once an Eagle," by Anton Myrer
Faux Real: seeing the triumphal arch and realizing WHERE HE WAS
ralph: it's in my top three things I like about Faux
ralph: along with monster trucks and a tweed jacket
Faux Real: the tweed is my granddads
Faux Real: the camel hair is my uncle's
ralph: prob a mite malodorous in June?
Faux Real: the elbow patches came from bessie by way of my sister
Faux Real: oh man, this time of year i have one suit
Faux Real: microfiber and about 20 grams total
Faux Real: i swear if i could have a vent cut across the shoulder blades and still be seen in public i would do it
Faux Real: i got this guide book to being a gentlemen
Faux Real: and it said " a gentleman always wears an undershirt and never wears short sleeve dress shirts"
Faux Real: and i said down hear a guy would drown in an undershirt
niteowl: i have a guide too, it says "if you wore it in highschool, why not now!?'
ralph: Yep. Cary grant made it okay to not wear one.
ralph: But if you can get yer hands on some ammonium alum, you make it a lot easier on those around you