Zaggy: i lived across the street and up 3 floors. it was not far. then one of the secretaries called me and said she needed a lift to her car, which was far away. i said ok. then she claimed she was too drunk, and she needed to sober up a bit. i said ok. then she claimed she was a southern baptist, while sitting on my kitchen counter, in a skirt and her undies showing.
Zaggy: i pointed to the door and said, "YOU ARE OFFENDING MY IDEALS. LEAVE. NOW."
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