gordonfrohman: I did a whole paper on weird animal sex
gordonfrohman: male porcupines piss all over the female
gordonfrohman: snails, which are hemaphrodites, shoot darts at each other
gordonfrohman: and male flatworms stab each other with their dicks. whoever squirts spooge in the other first, wins, and the loser has to take care of the eggs
gordonfrohman: that's why human dongs have a head
gordonfrohman: dig out the last guy's spunk
gordonfrohman: meatshovel
bigjimslade: gha
cheesoning: super hot
bigjimslade: meatshovel
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